How to propose a girl in c++

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I do not love IT too much ,so i searched on the internet interesting stuff about it .Here it is something i belive it is worthy to be read and who knows,maybe even tried…

How to propose a girl in C++

#include courage

 #include handsomeness

 #define Cute beautiful_lady

 

 main()

 {

 goto college;

 scanf(“100%”,&ladies);

 

 if(lady ==Cute) //

 line++;

 while( !reply )

 {

 

 printf(“I Love U”);

 

 scanf(“100%”,&reply);

 }

 

 if(reply == “GAALI”)

 main(); _/* go back and repeat the process */

 

 else if(reply == “SANDAL “)

 exit(1);

 

 

 

 else if(reply == “I Love U”)

 {

 lover =Cute ;

 love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));

 }

 

 goto restaurant;

 

 restaurant:

 {

 food++;

 smile++;

 pay->money = lover->money;

 return(college);

 }

 

 if(time==2.30)

 goto cinema;

 

 cinema:

 {

 watch++;

 if(intermission)

 {

 coke++;

 Popecorn++;

 }

 }

 

 if(time ==6.00)

 goto park;

 }

 }

 {

 for(time=6.30;time<= 8.30;time+=0.001)

 kiss = kiss+1;

 }

 free(lover);

 return(home)

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